Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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