i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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