dude i'm inner monologue high
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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