Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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