Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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