Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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