Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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