Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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