fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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