I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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