my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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