Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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