who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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