In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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