you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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