whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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