He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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