office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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