According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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