Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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