Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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