He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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