Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
my poor anus
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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