He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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