If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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