I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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