My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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