I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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