i would punch a child for taco bell
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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