ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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