Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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