yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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