I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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