My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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