Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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