You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
These tits shall not be calmed
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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