Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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