and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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