I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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