Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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