I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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