His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
