Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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