Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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