areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
