Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
My vagina is very pro this idea
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
