After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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