go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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