Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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