id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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