youre lurking in front of me
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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